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- Foamy the Squirrel provides the page image.
- About half the cast of Red vs. Blue, especially Grif and Church.
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Simmons: Well of course it sounds stupid when you say it like that. |
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- With the Exceptions of Caboose, Donut, and Sister
- Lampshaded when the Reds ask Grif to come up with his own plan and he's unable to think of anything. "My skills lie more in listening to other people's plans and telling them what's wrong with them."
- The Director judging by the letters we hear dictated in Reconstruction has a pretty sharp pen. When explaining what 'The Meta' is to the politician who's new oversight he resents he describes it as "Merely an entity trying to increase its power, in my view this isn't a rare occurrence at the moment." Ouch.
- And then in Season 9, there's Pilot Four-Seven-Niner, whose razor-sharp wit puts Church, Tucker, and Grif all to shame.
- Gary to Roamin the Paladin in Unforgotten Realms. Usually in the form of blunt, tactless explanations of how Roamin is being stupid.
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Roamin: Gary, why are we even friends? |
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- Homestar Runner: Strong Bad. Strong Sad sometimes fulfills this role when he isn't busy being The Eeyore.
- Raimi Matthews from Broken Saints.
- A lot of characters in TTA fall into this category, but Kirbopher15 is by far the worst offender. It gets worse when he goes into 1111 form and is openly acknowledged as being an asshole in said form. Which is quite odd when you realize that had season 4 been produced, Phaxal would've been revealed to be Kirbopher1111. It's not the reveal, it's that their personalities are entirely different, Kirbopher1111 for the most part is a snarky asshole, while Phaxal is a somewhat melodramatic guy who's definitely evil, but doesn't seem to be entirely sure on what his evil goal is.
- Charlie the Unicorn. Charlie is the worst offender.
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"Were on our way to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" "Yeah, that's great." |
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